Two Things to Worry About posted 9/17/2008 9:24:45 PM | 1 kudo what's this?     report abuse tagged: joke, funny, worry

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Two Things to Worry About

There are only 2 thing to worry about in life- either you are healthy, or you are sick.

If you are healthy you have nothing to worry about, but if you are sick you have 2 things to worry about: either you'll get better, or you'll die.

If you get better you have nothing to worry about, but if you die you have 2 things to worry about: either you will go to heaven, or you will go to hell.

If you go to heaven you have nothing to worry about, BUT if you go to hell you'll be so damn busy shaking hands with your friends, you won't have time to worry!

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