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A Letter to Dear Abby

posted 9/18/2008 9:30:34 AM |
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  kywonder



Dear Abby,

I am a crack dealer in Beaumont , Texas , who has recently been
diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth .
One of my sisters lives in Pflugerville and is married to a
transvestite. My father and mother have recently been arrested for
growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my
other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Dallas .

I have two brothers: one is currently serving a life sentence at
Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother
is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his
three children. I have recently become engaged to marry a former
prostitute who lives in Longview . She is a part time 'working girl'.


All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiancé and look
forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be
totally open and honest with her.


Should I tell her about my cousin who supports Barack Obama for President?

Signed,
Worried About My Reputation

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Comments:
Jacksonboy

Sep 18 @ 9:36AM  
You naughty naughty girl
UnicornLover1962

Sep 18 @ 11:21AM  
that is wonderful!


thanks for the giggle
Sterling555

Sep 18 @ 12:00PM  
great blog

it is people like that make our country great
and entertaining
warmc

Sep 18 @ 12:22PM  
He had better keep that a secret Im makeing a joke
MrPaul

Sep 18 @ 1:31PM  
dont tell dont tell some dark nasty family secrets are best left untold
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A Letter to Dear Abby