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posted 9/19/2008 9:59:21 AM |
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  maggiemae684

We all have those things in life that we are really good at but rarely do we acknowledge them. In order to promote self worth among others I thought I would share with everyone those things that I am an expert in....ready....here goes....

I am an expert at:
- getting someone else to kill big spiders
- letting the dogs out
- letting the dogs in
- melting at the site of 4 legged babies
- letting the dogs out
- letting the dogs in
- warped logic
- letting the dogs out
- letting the dogs in
- being a cushion for sleeping shih tzus
- letting the dogs out
- letting the dogs in
- being a nudging post for a big white thang
- letting the dogs out
- letting the dogs in
- falling for the starving cat routine
- letting the dogs out
- letting the dogs in
- creating barricades when there aren't enough baby gates
- letting the dogs out
- letting the dogs in

Embrace the expert within you and relish in your talents.

Y'all come back now....yah hear.... ....EH!

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Comments:
fenderchick

Sep 19 @ 10:25AM  
I think your an expert on those things too!

I'm an expert at being me!
Sheryll861

Sep 19 @ 10:47AM  
Awwwwhhh, you are so cute.

Along with all those little four legged cuties too.

And such an expert too!
UnicornLover1962

Sep 19 @ 10:53AM  
dang! those fur babies have you definitely brainwashed!

i do not propose to be an expert on anything and here's why:

a trucker explained to me what an expert was.


ex(x) is an unknown factor
spurt(pert) is a drip under pressure

hence:

an expert is an unknown drip....


well, hell! i guess i am an expert...lmao
kywonder

Sep 19 @ 11:27AM  
I was told an "expert" was a "drip under pressure". But I like your definition much better. Loved the blog.
leefl

Sep 19 @ 12:34PM  
I put in a dog door, saves me a lot of running, or it might be that I'm just lazy. I am still a bed and a toy and all of the other things. And just so you know I hate spiders.
butterfly943

Sep 19 @ 1:40PM  
Isn't it great to know your an expert at so many things by the way I found out I'm an expert at many of the same ones
poeticcougar

Sep 19 @ 2:21PM  
I use a spray called "Spider Zap" ....there are 2 ppl in my house who are too scared of the ugly crawlers to kill them Need to find me a spider squisher.

I think the dogs are the experts here...they gotcha wrapped around their little paws eh!
wolfmist

Sep 19 @ 5:09PM  
I'm an expert at pretending spiders aren't the scariest thing in the world (ok, 2nd scariest.. sharks win) when the kids are around. Luckily they didn't see me do the freaky deaky dance in the parking lot yesterday when a spider fell off a tree branch onto me when I got out of the car!
Gman762

Sep 20 @ 12:12AM  
Yeah...I am an expert at letting the dog in/out too. She gets taken out once an hour if she needs it or not She's always has to be the first one through the door in either direction...
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