And now for something completely different... posted 9/20/2008 11:44:02 AM | 1 kudo what's this?     report abuse

wolfmist

I got these this morning:

An entirely new approach that MIGHT work on someone... I got this from a "woman":

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hi we like to know you as friend i really like what ur profile say and my uncle want to know you pls becus he really need a cutie woman like you
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I got this from a man... I don't suggest using this approach:

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seeing your profile has made my day because your profile is the best among all the profile i have read.My name is jonas.As a bachelor and you being a spinster i know we can make good coupers because i will make you one of the happiest women on earth.We will take this relation as far as both of us can take it.I will be as faithful as a dog to you and restless as the sea if you grant my wish and be as happy as a king.Hope to hear from you soon bye for now
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At least he's honest... kinda... if somewhat confused

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my name is MICHAEL, i'm a single male from IN.. am 47years in age a 6.0 feet..... I am a graduate of history & culture,well am looking for a sincere man who is loving and carring who have God fearing in mind, who is kindness and happy mostly looking forward on meeting her face to face in person i care most and most of my woman.And i will be happy and Glad if i can be a father of your childwell I am a handsome, loyal, and devoted man who's looking for a woman to please me. Someone to share personal moments with, enjoy life and to firmly hold the blessings of a lasting and undying happiness. I am one man born to please not to tease. I am educated with high goals, morals, and integrity. I am a once in a life time offer, every man and woman's dream. I am willing to relocate to a secure foundation a steady relationship and to meet my love..reply to me at (ubiquitous yahoo email addy)
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Oddly enough, they are all from NY, NY which appears to be the location of choice this week, are all in construction so they can travel the world (apparently this is code for I am in Africa), are all 5'8! Go figure!

Honestly, I feel bad for anyone who is actually IN construction/architecture/electromagnetic locking mechanisms/world relief organizations/an African prince who's famlily has been hiding money they need to put in my personal bank account/or is from NY NY.

How are they going to get anyone to answer their emails????

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