Words From a Mad Muse.....

Yes, I have watched you from afar. I’ve seen you struggle with the words to put on paper to tell your tale. I've cringed as you tried to put paint on canvas and turn it into a picture. My ears are tired and sore trying to listen as you croaked out that lovely (dubious) song. My sisters laugh at me as I tend to blisters on my little feet from trying to stretch those hideous pumps you got on sale last week.

Enough is enough! From now on, I will only help you one time, and if you can't get it, tough! I’m planning down time with Hercules and heading to the spa on mt Olympus for a month of pampering and wild sex. If you need help, please leave a message and I will get back with you.... maybe.

Yes! Daddy Zeus isn't happy with the new me, but hell! I’m centuries old. Thank god it doesn't show. Amazing what you can do with veneers on your teeth and a Bowflex...lol! But I digress. It’s time for me to stand up for me. Ya’ll got into this mess, and I’ve spent eons helping you find your dreams. Now it's my time.


I’ve got my bags packed and am calling Hermes to come pick them up to take them to my destination. No there won't be a phone, and my cell is turned off. I’m taking my laptop, but only to catch that sale at the acropolis on lame dresses and shoes. That’s all.


Now if you excuse me, I’ve got to...well hello Hercules! Ready? Oh wait! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, no we don't have to go right away. Let me show you my new throw on my bed.........vacation starts.... NOW