Hide your money in a bucket
Way down underneath your bed
Better guard it with revolvers
Any robbers? Shoot 'em dead
Cancel out your cable
Internet? Just pull the plug
Do it while you're able
Any questions? You'll just shrug
Get yourself a bike
Or take a city bus to work
If you have a bad job, keep it
Though your boss is such a jerk
If your loved one ends up busted
Leave their stupid ass in jail
Buy your clothes at funky thrift stores
'Cos soon Walmart's gonna fail
Learn to live off of potatos
Collard greens and buttered grits
Steal your neighbor's ripe tomatos
Though they're giving you the shits
Wall Street's gonna come a-crashin'
Great Depresssion? Just a blip
'Cos they're stealin' all your cash 'n
When they're done they'll all jump ship
They'll distract you with their brawlin'
Hero John and Great Black Hope
'Til you realize you've fallen
For the a classic Rope-A-Dope
'Cos you're stupid and you're suckers
By the nose you can be lead
Hide your money in a bucket
Keep it underneath your bed
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