Something to share with you... dissecting random Matchdoctor mail solicitations!
Hello Dear I have a strong feeling that this piece of mail will reach you in a perfect state of mind and in a better healthy condition. (she doesn't know me very well. ha) Well am new to this site,After looking at your profile and decided to contact you. I believe and also have the feeling that in today’s world, neither race, age, nationality nor religion will any longer pose a barrier to male/female relationships.(last time I checked - age matters in most courts of law.) Although, we do not know each other well (doyyyy!!!) but I will really like to know more about you and if possible go into a relationship, if that is better for you.(So far, this really seems to smack of Google text translation, does it not?) I am Pat'' from Hopkinsville,, ky ,, (sure you are... those are some school tax dollars hard at work there) I am an uncomplicated, passionate person that is looking for the same in return, a roll with the punches attitude. Life is too short, love to laugh and enjoy the small things in life. I would try just about anything once. A selfless person that gets fulfillment out of helping others.(Great, let me help you with some proofreading...) I will tell you more about me when you contact me. All I can say is I like honesty, give and take in a relationship. I know that I want a man in my life who is not afraid to call a woman, a man who wants a one on one relationship, not a serial dater.(Dater? Is that a word?) I am an easy going partner and love the dynamic of a "real" relationship. No games, no jealousy, no psychos here. Just a real woman looking for a hand to hold, i need a man of my dream to be with. I am a business owner sales.of perfumes and necklace and laptops and electronics stuffs.as for what i do for a living.(translation - I am employed by Amway or some other pyramid structured business scheme) i like to travel and i like the work which i am doing. I am currently in United Kingdom now for a shopping some goods.("for a shopping some goods" - that sounds italian... hmmm, kinda sexy!) I will be back to you very soon I saw you profile and i love what i saw there it is very great (all 5 sentences that I wrote) and you look very beatiful (the cartoon pic slays the ladies all the time!) so i decided to send you an email , i will like to know more about you and probably meet you when i am back to the states. I will be willing to see you when am back and willing to know you better ,i am currently on yahoo messenger u can Im me and lets talk at Dew_Searching200 or email me at {email address removed} . (What, no phone number? Boooooooo!) .. I will be willing to hear from you Pat (ahhh a unisex name! I love it!)
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jadedbtch

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Sep 22 @ 11:50PM
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Love it, this is the reason I have the first paragraph on my profile! Alot of the BS has ened since I put that up there!
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suthrn_belle

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Sep 22 @ 11:55PM
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AlienEeeter

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Sep 23 @ 12:12AM
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If you think this is a bad letter, you should see some of the disasters I get. To me, this is poetry.
What it does look like is a form letter. She probably sends the same one to every guy she messages.
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Sherrybaby412

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Sep 23 @ 12:13AM
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Oh Matt you shared my email lol
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sarina543

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Sep 23 @ 12:22AM
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I swear I got this same email, except it was like it was coming from a guy. I must seem really desperate because I usually get 2 or 3 of these a day, but today I got 7. I am actually afraid to responde to email at all here,a s I am jsut never sure if it is real or not. lol
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theshygirl

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Sep 23 @ 12:53AM
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lol....more with the trading goats for sheep.
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imlost2

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Sep 23 @ 12:44PM
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Matt, Wow I am really Jealous of your Love letter, I thought we had something going, after all you always hugggged me in chat??? What's up with this? And posting in plain sight for all to see as well..... hmmmm. Now the truth comes out. No matter I haven't been in chat for awhile lol. Ok I see. No hard feelings cuz that's how I am Take care and good luck with your new Love. Lost
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melodygirl

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Sep 24 @ 9:48AM
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Heyy....Matt.think maybe you missed out there.??
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