Delicious Fruit Cake Recipe posted 9/23/2008 4:40:15 PM | 0 kudos what's this?     report abuse tagged: cake, recipe, whiskey, humor

kywonder

A great fruit cake recipe.........................

You will need the following:

A cup of water
A cup of sugar
4 large eggs
2 cups of dried fruit
1 tsp of baking soda
1 tsp salt
1 cup brown sugar
lemon juice
nuts
bottle of Crown Royal


Sample the whiskey to check for quality.

Take a large bowl for mixing. Check the whiskey again. To make sure it is of the highest quality, pour 1 level cup and drink. Repeat with the whiskey. Turn of the electric mixer, beat 1 cup of butter in the large fluffy bowl. Add 1 tsp of sugar and beat again.


Make sure the whiskey is still okay. Cry another tup. Turn off the mixer. Break two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the whiskey to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who cares? Check the whiskey. Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Spoon. Of sugar or something. Whatever you can find.

Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Throw the bowl out of the window, check the whiskey again and go to bed.


Hope this make you laugh and forget about politics and scammers for awhile.

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