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Crocodiles and their eating habits
(I know its old but 'tis the season!)
The smaller crocodile turned to the bigger one & said,
'I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me.
We're the same age; we were the same size as kids. I just
don't get it.'
'Well,' said the big Croc, 'what have you been eating?'
'Politicians, same as you,' replied the small Croc.
'Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?'
'Down the other side of the swamp near the parking lot by
the Capitol.'
'Same here. Hmm. How do you catch them?'
'Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars & wait for
one to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by
the leg, shake the shit out of them & eat 'em!'
'Ah!' says the big Crocodile, 'I think I see your problem.
You're not getting any real nourishment. See, by the time
you finish shaking the shit out of a politician, there's
nothing left but an asshole and a briefcase.'
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