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posted 9/23/2008 11:51:17 PM |
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Whenever your children are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His own children.





After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. The first thing he said was, "Don't."

"Don't what?" Adam replied.

"Don't eat the forbidden fruit," God said.

"Forbidden fruit? We have forbidden fruit? Hey, Eve...we have forbidden fruit!"

"No way!"

"Yes, way!"

"Do NOT eat the fruit!" said God.

"Why?"

"Because I am your Father and I said so!" God replied, wondering why he stopped creation after making the elephants.

A few minutes later, God saw his children having an apple break and he was ticked! "Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit?" God, as our first parent, asked.

"Uh huh," Adam replied.

"Then why did you?" said the Father.

"I don't know," said Eve.

"She started it!" Adam said.

"Did not!"

"Did too!"

"DID NOT!"

Having had it with the two of them, God's punishment was that Adam and Eve should have children of their own. This should be fun.

Thus, the pattern was set and it has never changed! But there is reassurance in this story. If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give children wisdom and they haven't taken it, don't be hard on yourself. If God had trouble raising children, what made you think it would be a piece of cake for you?

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Comments:
MrPaul

Sep 24 @ 12:20AM  
So true. So true
jamie63

Sep 24 @ 7:05AM  
Yep - We pay for our raising........ I've told my daughter that and she says "Then you better be happy with grand-animals cause I'm not having any kids". She was a real stinker growing up - particularly as a teenager.
sarina543

Sep 24 @ 8:34AM  
after the morning I had just trying to get my kids to school, I really needed that. I was just sitting here wondering why it was so hard for them to just get up, get ready, get in the car and let me drive them to school without all of the arguing and trying to stay home. Then the 17 year old starts with the you don't care anything about me, my stomach hurts ( he has an intestinal disorder that is controllable with meds if he wouldn't eat things that aggrevate it) I told him to take a pill and suck it up, enough is enough. The the younger one says why don't you just do like me and go to school, then the bigger one say why don't you just shut up you little girl.............you get the picture, and most of this is taking place in a mazda. lol there is no where to hide in a mazda.
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