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I Psycho, You Psycho: A Soliloquy (of sorts)

posted 9/26/2008 4:23:17 PM |
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  PsychoMagnet

Ah, but there is something about the blank page. So white. So smooth. So inviting. It's a bit like that carton of vanilla ice cream when I first opened it. It holds so many possibilities in it's virgin state. Screw this; I'm going to write.

Well it's been a good week for your friend and humble blogger and the weekend is shaping up to be even better.

Why do I do it to myself? Why do I sit here and punch letters into a perfectly blank screen when I have nothing to convey? Why do I always think in italics? And what will happen if I think of a Latin phrase? How will I deal with the font on that?

I can't possibly write another "I" blog post. And I don't want to stir things up with another "you" post. Perhaps I should finally write the post about the difference between "I" posts and "you" posts. Of course it was not my idea. It was Dr. Jen's idea. But she hasn't written it yet, and it seems to me that whoever goes to Blogland with it first will be accredited with the idea. Could I do it? Why not? Who sits on an idea for a year? She probably doesn't even remember it. Of course when she sees it she'll remember it. And she'll know that I stole it from her. So what? She's stolen shit from me before. Did I pitch a bitch? Sure. But I got over it . . . eventually.


It seems to me that there are basically two kinds of blog posts: "I" posts and "You" posts.

I simply cannot do this. It's one thing to steal an idea for a post, but it's something much worse to steal a good idea and write a bad post from it. The block continues. The intention is unclear. Thoughts arise and moments pass and I sit and wonder.

And what happened? Was I influenced? Am I influenced? For whom shall I write today? Shall I write for the new friends or the former friends? Shall I nod to the new enemies or the old enemies? Perhaps I could jab the new friends of my old enemies or the old friends of my new enemies or perhaps praise the enemies of my enemies? Could I drop in a line for my new interest without arousing suspicion? Can I elude my stalker? Will the cool kids make fun of my clothes? Can I forgive them for entering my mind? Can I forgive me for letting them stay? And whatever happened to just writing? Whatever happened, indeed.

Screw this; I've got ice cream in the freezer . . .

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One Day Off In The Life (part 2)
One Day Off In The Life (part 1)
The Blogland Bailout
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And the Silence of Our Words . . .
I'm Getting Married . . .
I Psycho, You Psycho: A Soliloquy (of sorts)
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Don't Cuss the Blogger
I Psycho: The Return
Dear Dr. Jen
But Then They Sent Me Away to Teach Me How to be Sensible . . .
Dear Psycho (8/17)
An Open Letter to Diane Lane
Let's go Krogering . . .
Saturday Morning with Rog . . .and God
Fool's Overture
Rock on Ancient Queen


Comments:
kywonder

Sep 26 @ 4:28PM  
I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream. Looks like the ice cream won the debate.
jentoblues101

Sep 26 @ 6:29PM  
Roger:

"We" thought of the "I" vs. "You" blog together; you are welcome to it.

You never write bad blogs.

Who the hell is this "new interest" and is she the reason you've been out of touch?
misschief

Sep 26 @ 7:07PM  
You are supposed to think in bubbles.
luvshorses644

Sep 26 @ 7:18PM  
Psycho..

Though I may not always comment, I always read your blogs.. so if you write what you feel are so-so blogs, or bad ones, does that make me a so-so reader, or a bad one? LOL!

And now, I will go for my new interest.. it is in a pot and boiling.. angel hair pasta with alfredo sauce and an ice cold beer.

~*~
silksox

Sep 26 @ 7:23PM  
Hey Hey Psycho....dahlings....

WHAT flavor?

Silk
redtigr

Sep 26 @ 8:55PM  
Twenty-three interrogatives...



So many questions...



I shall now think of you as interrogative-Rog, master of querulous queries.

How many of these are rhetorical?

No matter.

The one that really grabbed me was
Can I forgive them for entering my mind?
I began to wonder just who or what had entered your mind, but the subsequent question cleared that up. So I am left wondering who the cool kids are (in your mind). I know who they are in mine.

And by the by - I remain the enemy of your enemies, but if I am also one of the cool kids, I cannot help but notice that in your photo, you've no clothing.

At least my little cartoon me is clad... Perhaps I could paint some cool clothes on you?

Screw this; I'm going to go watch The Mentalist.

I love irony.

fenderchick

Sep 26 @ 9:56PM  
I will make fun of your clothes...and
Why do I always think in italics?
...That was just brilliant.

Thank you.

missliss78

Sep 27 @ 1:01AM  
Psycho, Psycho
Where for art thou, Psycho?


~*~
unionman154

Sep 27 @ 1:22AM  
Am I the only one who gets dizzy reading Italics?
Tunes4u

Oct 2 @ 7:09PM  
I have measured and weighed my thoughts carefully.

They carry no weight, and do not measure up.

And now , I have just returned them to the bin from whence they came.


I am most assuredly influenced.

Ah chit.....

to be.....

or not to be.....

Who cares?





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I Psycho, You Psycho: A Soliloquy (of sorts)