Public School Teacher Arrested
The following is a disclaimer
This is a story about our Federal Security Agency
And a spoof on H.L.S. If you agree or disagree with it no matter
All school teachers are not like this…
Public School Teacher Arrested
A public school teacher was arrested today at
John F.. Kennedy International Airport in New York
as he attempted to board a flight while in possession
of a ruler, a protractor, a setsquare, a slide rule, and
a calculator.
At a morning press conference, Attorney General
Alberto Gonzales said he believes the man is a member
of the notorious Al-gebra movement. He did not identify
the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying
weapons of math instruction.
“Al-gebra is a problem for us,” Gonzales said. “They desire
solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on
tangents in search of absolute values. They use secret code
names like ‘x’ and ‘y’ and refer to themselves as ‘unknowns’,
but we have determined they belong to a common denominator
of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country.
As the Greek philanderer, Isosceles, used to say, ‘There are
three sides to every triangle’.”
When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush
said, “If God had wanted us to have better weapons of
math instruction, He would have given us more fingers
and toes.”
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