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Here are a few more cards from writers having a bad day
Enjoy and have fun with them..

As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...

That you're not here to ruin it for me
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Congratulations on your promotion
Before you go

Would you like to take this knife out of my back?
You'll probably need it again.
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Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad

(Available only in Tennessee , Kentucky & West Virginia
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Happy birthday! You look great for your age

Almost Lifelike!

When we were together,
you always said you'd die for me
Now that we've broken up

I think it's time you kept your promise.
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We have been friends for a very long time

Let's say we stop
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I'm so miserable without you

it's almost like you're here.
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Congratulations on your new bundle of joy

Did you ever find out who the father was?
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Your friends and I wanted to do
something special for your birthday

So we're having you put to sleep.
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So your daughter's a hooker

and it spoiled your day.

Look at the bright side

it's really good pay

and the beat goes on

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kywonder	Sep 27 @ 10:47PM
	Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad (Available only in Tennessee , Kentucky & West Virginia You know there would not be a state of Michigan if it were not for Kentuckians moving there to teach you guys how to work. And give the state a chance at basketball.

scorpiogirl36	Sep 28 @ 2:16AM
	Funny stuff..

KnittinKitten	Sep 28 @ 7:18AM
	I've always wanted to think up some clever saying for greeting card companies...but, I have never been able to come up with anything more clever than the ones that I have already seen on the cards.... I do have 2 friends who have been successful at it, though.....Does anyone know the Hoops and Yoyo characters on the Hallmark Cards? Fun - ney! The other one, I believe, was Felix the Cat....(or, as best I can remember....a VERY famous orange cat...My memory is dim, because he passed away many years agg and I've forgotten.) The ones you have posted are very funny...I guess there's a market for everything, these days. KK

CHARLIgurl1	Sep 28 @ 10:06AM
	Thanks for the laughs! good stuff IB !

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