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posted 9/29/2008 9:36:20 AM |
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  Cruisenite

The endless parade of fake profiles created by the scammers is hilarious at times. They are so easy to pick out of a crowd...kinda like they are wearing the classroom dunce (dumbchit) hat, only in neon! Just a few keywords and they are always easily identified, so hopefully no one here will fall for their crap. The latest one I received below.

Subject: Hey Baby ----(too funny...Lord help the baby that looks like me)
Hey baby,
I am okay with your profile and I would love to know more about that will be better and faster for us to meet real soon,So baby i will want you to contact me directly to my mail address so that we can get to know more about each other and see where that take us to,If you are interested get back to me to my email address
(email addy removed as required by rules)
Email me soon.
I will be waiting to hear from you,
I car --------------(Maybe I'm missing out on a new car??)
(name removed as required)

Well glad to know he's okay with my profile...LOL! What a bunch of idiots these people are. I think maybe they suffer brain damage from prolonged smoking of that camel dung My response to this one is this.

First of all, I'm so excited that you're okay with my profile NOT. I'm not okay with it and it's about me. But, if you would accept my cashiers check for 1.3 million dollars and cash it for me, you keep .3 million and send the rest to my bank account which I will gladly provide you with the number...ugh.

Second thing you should know, I'm not your baby or anyone elses...Third thing is if you could read and understand proper english, you'd know by reading and understanding my profile, I'm not looking for anything... especially some scammer piece of chit like yourself.

And finally, you should know, it's against international law to post phony information over the internet in an attempt to defraud someone. Oh, and by the way, your IP address has been reported to the proper authorities jerkoff.

GO AWAY SCAMMER...You're busted!

By the way, that rag on your head is crooked asshole!!!

Otherwise, have a nice day jerkoff No, on second thought, scratch that...just go stick it where the sun doesn't shine okay? Understand? Comprende?

To all you real people on MD, have a nice day!

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Comments:
KnittinKitten

Sep 29 @ 4:17PM  
Well,. so that the day is not a total loss, in checking my mail just now, I noticed that the last two scammers I reported over the weekend...are gone....I reported two more today...They will probably never stop...but, on the other hand, they will probably never get any better at what they do.

I also noticed that they often don't even bother to read their mail....They just continue to write their Angel letters looking for God-fearing HONEST women to be their love forever...oh yeh...and take care of the young child they are living with since their spouse was killed in a...car crash, plane crash, cancer, or whatever is the going thing this year.

Cheer up...there's still always a chance we can meet just ONE nice person. Don't give up...

Fondly,

KK
Cruisenite

Sep 29 @ 4:30PM  
Kitten thanks for the comment. But, I think I was misunderstood. I'm just tired of the scammers and game players like everyone else. I'm not here looking for a match, only to visit with friends. As for cheering up, I'm probably one of the happiest campers you'll find on MD . Good luck to you! Thanks again!
roscoe1955

Sep 29 @ 7:13PM  
no comprende only speak english audios amigo
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