Once there was a woman who decided that she would go and see some members of her family. So she decided she would go by train, and see a little of the country side while she was at it. As luck would have it, she was placed next to a very handsome man. She surely would get to know something about him before the trip was finished.
After supper they settled back in their seats and her stomach started to rumble. Gas was building up and building up fast. What in the world was she going to do. She just could not let go with a rip roaring fart and mess up her chances or ever getting to know this gentleman.
With that thought in mind, the conductor started blowing the train whistle.
"Oh good," she said, "here is my chance." And with that she cut loose and started to let go of the gas. Well when the whistle quit blowing, she was still going. Feeling so embarrassed and not wanting to make a spectacle of herself, she turned the handsome gentleman and said.
"Tell me sir, do you have the daily newspaper?"
"No ma'am I don't," he replied. "But I tell you what. The next time we pass a tree, I'll reach out and grab you a handful of leaves."
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