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Many times, we wonder why friends keep forwarding jokes
to us without writing a word, maybe this could explain:
When you are very busy, but still want to keep in touch,
guess what you do - you forward jokes.
When you have nothing to say, but still want to keep contact,
you forward jokes.
When you have something to say, but don't know what, and
don't know how, you forward jokes.
To let you know that: you are still remembered, you are still
important, you are still loved; you are still cared for,
you are still wanted, guess what you get?
A forwarded joke from me.
So my friend, next time if you get a joke, don't think that
I have sent you just a joke, but that I Have Thought of You Today!
and here it is:
A man travels to Spain and goes to a Madrid restaurant for a late dinner.
He orders the house special and he is brought a plate with potatoes, corn,
and two large meaty objects.
"What's this?" he asks?
"Cojones, senor," the waiter replies.
"What are cojones?" the man asks.
"Cojones," the waiter explains, "are the testicles of the bull who lost
at the arena this afternoon."
At first the man is disgusted; but being the adventurous type, he decides
to try this local delicacy. To his amazement, it is quite delicious. In
fact, it is so good that he decides to come back again the next night
and order it again.
This time, the waiter brings out the plate, but the meaty objects
are much smaller.
"What's this?" he asks the waiter.
"Cojones, senor," the waiter replies.
"No, no," the man objects,
"I had cojones yesterday and they were much bigger than these."
"Senor," the waiter explains, "sometimes the bull wins!"
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