The spittoon
Two drunks are sitting in a bar and one drunk says to the other, "I'll give you fithty dollars if you drink that spittoon." The other drunk gets up and looks into the spittoon and says, "Nooo way." After a couple more drinks the first drunk says, "I'll give you a hhhundred dollars if you drink that spittoon." The second drunk gets up, goes over and smells the spittoon and says, "Nnno." Finally the first drunk offers $250. The second drunk goes over and looks at it, gets down on his knees and smells it, and agrees to drink the spittoon. He sets it down in front of him on the bar and after taking a few deep breaths he picks it up and starts drinking it down. The first drunk says that that's enough but the second drunk won't stop and keeps slurping it down. He tells him to stop again because he is making him sick, and still he keeps slurping it down. Finally he tells him to stop or he will not get his money and he slams the spittoon down on the bar. The first drunk says, "Why didn't you stop when I asked you to? You were making me sick!" He replies, "It was one looong strand!"
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