The Cop and the Biker

Cop and Biker Dude !!! ROTFLMAO


A cop stops a biker dude for traveling faster than the posted speed
>>> limit,
>>> The cop asks the biker his name.
>>> 'Fred,' The biker replies.
>>> 'Fred what?' the officer asks.
>>> 'Just Fred,' the man responds.
>>>
>>> The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might just give the
>>> biker a
>>> break and, write him out a warning instead of a ticket.
>>> The officer then presses him for the last name.
>>>
>>> The man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it.
>>>
>>> The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays
>>> along
>>> with it. 'Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?'
>>>
>>> The biker replies, 'It's a long story, so stay with me.' I was born
>>> Fred Dingaling. I know -- a funny last name.
>>> The kids used to tease me all the time, so I stayed to myself,
>>> studied hard and got good grades. When I got older,
>>> I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college,
>>> medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my
>>> degree, so I was Fred Dingaling, MD.'
>>> 'After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided
>>> to go back to school. Dentistry was my dream!
>>> I got all the way through school, got my degree,
>>> so then I was Fred Dingaling,MD, DDS.'
>>> 'I got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with
>>> my assistant and she gave me VD, so now I was
>>> Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS, with VD.'
>>> 'Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS.
>>> Then I was Fred Dingaling, MD, with VD. Then the AMA found out
>>> about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD,
>>> so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Dingaling with VD.
>>> Then the VD took away my Dingaling, so now I am Just Fred.'
>>>
>>> The officer walked away in tears, laughing.