Rules for the Non Civiilan

> Rules for the Non -Military



> Dear Civilians, 'We know that the current state of affairs in our great
> nation has many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military.
> For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a
> few of the areas where we would like your assistance:
> 1. The next time you see any adults talking (or wearing a hat) during
> the playing of the National Anthem - kick their butt!
> 2.When you witness, firsthand, someone burning the American Flag in
> protest - kick their butt!
> 3.Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest
> amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise,
> quietly pull them aside and explain how these veterans fought for the
> very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many
> sacrifices these veterans made to make this Nation great. Then hold
> them down while a disabled veteran kicks their butt!
> 4.(GUYS) If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you
> were. Wearing battle dress uniforms (BDUs) or Jungle Fatigues, telling
> others that you used to be 'Special Forces,' and collecting GI Joe
> memorabilia, might have been okay when you were seven years old. Now,
> it will only make you look stupid and get your butt kicked!
> 5.Next time you come across an Air Force member, do not ask them, 'Do
> you fly a jet?' Not everyone in the Air Force is a pilot. Such
> ignorance deserves an butt-kicking (children are exempt)!
> 6.If you witness someone calling the US Coast Guard 'non-military',
> inform them of their mistake - and kick their butt!
> 7.Next time Old Glory (the US flag) prances by during a parade, get on
> your damn feet and pay homage to her by placing your hand over your
> heart. Quietly thank the military member or veteran lucky enough to be
> carrying her - of course, failure to do either of those could earn you a
> severe butt-kicking!
> 8.Don't try to discuss politics with a military member or a veteran. We
> are Americans, and we all bleed the same, regardless of our party
> affiliation. Our Chain of Command is to include our Commander-In-Chief
> (CinC). The President (for those who didn't know) is our CinC
> regardless of political party. We have no inside track on what happens
> inside those big important buildings where all those representatives
> meet All we know is that when those civilian representatives screw up
> the situation, they call upon the military to go straighten it out. If
> you keep asking us the same stupid questions repeatedly, you will get
> your butt kicked!
> 9.'Your mama wears combat boots' never made sense to me - stop saying
> it! If she did, she would most likely be a vet and therefore could kick
> your butt!
> 10. bin Laden and the Taliban are not Communists, so stop saying 'Let's
> go kill those Commies!' And stop asking us where he is! Crystal
> balls are not standard issue in the military. That reminds me- if you
> see anyone calling those darn psychic phone numbers, let me know, so I
> can go kick their butt!
> 11. 'Flyboy' (Air Force), 'Jarhead' (Marines), 'Grunt' (Army), 'Squid'
> (Navy), 'Puddle Jumpers' (Coast Guard), etc., are terms of endearment we
> use describing each other. Unless you are a service member or vet, you
> have not earned the right to use them. Using them could get your butt
> kicked!
> 12. Last, but not least, whether or not you become a member of the
> military, support our troops and their families. Every Thanksgiving and
> religious holiday that you enjoy with family and friends, please
> remember that there are literally thousands of soldiers, sailors,
> marines and airmen far from home wishing they could be with their
> families. Thank God for our military and the sacrifices they make every
> day. Without them, our country would get its butt kicked.'
>
> 'It's the Veteran, not the reporter who has given us the freedom of the
>
> press.' 'It's the Veteran, not the poet, who has given us the freedom of
>
> speech.'
>
> One more:
> 13. If you ever see anyone either standing for or singing the national
>
> anthem in Spanish - KICK THEIR BUTT! 'It's the Veteran, not the campus
>
> organizer, who gives us the freedom
>
> to demonstrate.' 'It's the Military who salutes the flag, who serves
>
> beneath the flag, and whose coffin is draped by the flag, who allows the protester to burn the flag.'