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posted 10/5/2008 9:24:52 PM |
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Actual Excerpts From Classified Sections Of City Newspapers


Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once,you'll never go anywhere again.

Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included.

Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.

Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.

Stock up and save. Limit: one.

Semi-Annual after Christmas Sale

3 year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.

Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating.

Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting off head illusion. Blue Cross and salary.

Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00

For sale: antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.

Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.

We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.

For sale. Three canaries of undermined sex.

Great Dames for sale.

Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition.

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Comments:
kywonder

Oct 5 @ 9:31PM  
So funny. Makes you wonder why some people never preview their ads before they publish them.

I like the one in the church bulletin: Bean Supper on Friday Night. Music to follow.
chek1678

Oct 5 @ 9:51PM  
Good ones. How I hope I poof read this right, surely don't want to make any miss steaks here.
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