With all this serious talk about surviving the next few months, we need some laughs. This is a repeat blog, but I thought y'all would enjoy it again.
About three years I tried Yahoo for the last time. After a month, I had received no email. Was it my ugly looks, correct spelling of English, or the long reptilian tail attached to the base of my back? In anger I made up a profile for Percy the Used Car Salesman. Within an hour Percy had received six long romantic letters from around the country. Within a day, he had received 24 letters, and at the end of three days several hundred. Many of the women wanted to come visit and stay with Percy ASAP. They were SERIOUS about it. They prefered Percy over Moi! How insulting. Here is the winning profile of Percy the Use Car Salesman!.
I had to stop the game, when a woman truck driver from Ohio wrote that she was on her way down from Ohio right now on I-75. She had located the Subligna Valley on a map and was planning to spend the night with Percy. When I wrote everybody that it was a joke, a dozon heartbroken women wrote back asking if I was like Percy, or did I know anybody like Percy, who was available - or not getting along with his wife.
