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Ten Ways to tell a man his fly is open.................

posted 10/7/2008 1:31:55 PM |

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Don't you just hate it when a man has his fly open in a public place and you know that he does not know it. I had that happen to me in high school. My teacher was scolding me for being funny in class (imagine that) and his fly was even with my eyes. I wanted to laugh so hard, but managed to keep it in. If only I would have had the courage to tell him "his barn door was open", but I could not. Wish I would have had these, it would have been easy. And now the ten reasons:

Top Ten Ways to Tell Someone Their Fly is Unzipped...

1. The cucumber has left the salad.

2. Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.

3. Your soldier ain't so unknown now.

4. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.

5. Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!

6. Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.

7. You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary".

8. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.

9. I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?

10. Men are From Mars, women can see Your Penis

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A_TRAMP	Oct 7 @ 1:45PM


IB4U	Oct 7 @ 2:00PM
	You could always be honest and just say Excuse me but your fly in open.... OR Are you advertising ?

sloriver	Oct 7 @ 2:22PM
	I had my best black suit on. The wake was almost over and I was standing and talking to a three cushion sofa full of women. I wandered off and as I turned the corner I heard giggles behind me. I had no idea until I walked in front of a mirror in the lobby that I needed to zipper my zapper.

oct_cat	Oct 7 @ 2:29PM
	"letting the Big Boy out for a breather??"

leprichaun_magic	Oct 7 @ 3:06PM
	yes "just say IT"!!> btw IB... ..my experience ..true story.. I was at a wedding .and. an Italian guy [Fashion designer actually] was just leaving the Shared .. bathroom..in a smart white suit ...when the aforementioned happened..."I think you should fix that before you go outside " I said quietly smiling...with encouragement from my sister.... ..and the strange thing was ,, the rest of the afternoon.. he followed me around the wedding reception---saying ..in broken English "oh thankyou sooooo....much for telling me about that ..I am sooooo...greatful to you ..:)""

chek1678	Oct 7 @ 4:11PM
	Bring up a question I would think!

cowboy2x4	Oct 7 @ 6:00PM
	a man built just right,would make a woman keep his secret...lol

ghost42950	Oct 7 @ 6:26PM
	Up my way "barn doors Open" works LOL

UnicornLover1962	Oct 7 @ 6:55PM
	6. Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod. i love it!!!

jamie63	Oct 7 @ 8:47PM
	LOL at one of the court hearings on a custody case, the father's attorney was talking to me in the court hallway after going before the Judge and low and behold his fly was open!!!!! I was too shocked to say anything.......

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