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Ultimate Wedding Test

posted 10/8/2008 2:17:53 PM |
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  kywonder

This was sent to me by a good friend. Don't know if it is a true story, but I sure thought it was funny.

THE WEDDING TEST

My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year when we
decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, and my
friends encouraged me. My girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only
one thing bothering me. That one thing was her younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight
miniskirts, and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near
me, and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be
deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day little sister calls and asked me to come over to check
the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived.

She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had
feelings and desires for me that she could not overcome and did not
really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me
just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

I was in total shock and could not say a word. She said, "I’m
going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just
come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched
her go up the stairs. When she reached the top, she pulled down her
panties and threw them down the stairs at me.

I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the
front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house and walked
straight toward my car.

My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his
eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our
little test. We could not ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome
to the family!"

The moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your
car.

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Comments:
oct_cat

Oct 8 @ 4:06PM  
OMG!!!!!! That is too funny!!!!!!!!!!
leprichaun_magic

Oct 8 @ 5:25PM  
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