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Hey!
Tired of all those form letters without accompanying photos that claimed that they picked your profile out of the 57 million profiles on all single dating sites around the world, and U are the perfect (man) (woman) for them. Notice they always use that U instead of you? They always promise to send you a photo, if you will write them on their regular email address. The other variety claim that they are trustee over 15 million euros left in a bank deposit box in your name in York, England - or something like that. Rather than just grimacing and deleting I decided to be understanding of their particular emotional needs and am returning this letter bact to them.
Good Morning,
I am Prince John Osceola, son of the late Mikko (King) Tobeesofkee, who was deposed in an unfortunate invasion of our country by Yankee scalawags from across the Atlantic. Before being assasinated, he intrusted me with a sealed metal box containing 15 million euros, that was to be delivered to you by direct electronic bank deposit.
I read ur profile last night, then read it over and over again. U R the perfect person for me. I think that we wood B much happy in a life full of love and contentment. I am the perfect man for U. I am very tall and strong. I am 5'-2" and weigh 300 pounds sterling. I am very ejewkated. I have a degree in medicine from Loachapoka High School in Plum Nelly, Georgia and also am a rich doctor. My mother is very nice and she is a holy virgin.
Because I am so handsome and rich, I did not want to put a photograph on this web site. Too many bad women would write me. U are the perfect girl for me, however. I know your heart is pure. My email address is Osceola@fbi.atlanta.ga.us.gov and I will sent you many pictures of me. You will fall instantly in love. Also, when you write me on your regular email address, please send me your bank routing number, bank account number, social security number and mailing address so that I can expedite the transfer of the 15 million euros to your account.
We will make much love together afterward.
Signed.
His Royal Highness, Prince John Osceola Tobeesofkee
432 Stratworth St.
York, Yorkshire, UK M23194-3LK
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MUDSHARK
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Oct 9 @ 10:02AM
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awesome, appropriate, and delightful 
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Etowah
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Oct 9 @ 10:23AM
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I got three more form letters this morning, and THEY are the first recipients of my counter-spam verbal torpedo!
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Etowah
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Oct 9 @ 10:30AM
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CareTrust from London, UK just got a Nigerian spam letter, and I be he or she is very confused. What does a Nigerian spammer do when they get another Nigerian spammer's email? 
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Etowah
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Oct 9 @ 10:35AM
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Rolling in the floor laughing!
This is what CareTrust wrote back to me! HE used Nigerian pigeon English.
ma guy this your format no good now. you no now the maga we you dey talk about euros . a beg chnage that format no maga go fall oooooo change am good luck.
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KnittinKitten
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Oct 9 @ 10:49AM
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I read today's before this one..BUT, I STILL don't know what the hell she was saying. Keep em coming..I'm loving the laughs....
Fondly,
KK
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