25 WAYS TO COPE WITH STRESS posted 10/9/2008 4:48:41 PM | 1 kudo what's this?     report abuse tagged: joke, humor, stress

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1. Pop some popcorn without putting on the lid.
2. Use your MasterCard to pay your Visa, and vice-versa.
3. When someone says "Have a nice day", tell them you have other plans.
4. Make a list of things to do that you've already done.
5. Dance naked in front of your pets.
6. Put your toddler's clothes on backwards and send them off to
pre-school as if nothing is wrong.
7. Fill out your tax forms using Roman Numerals.
8. Tape pictures of your boss on watermelons and launch them from high places.
9. Leaf through a National Geographic and draw underwear on the natives.
10. Jam miniature marshmallows up your nose and sneeze them out.
See how many you can do at once.
11. Tattoo "Out To Lunch" on your forehead.
12. Go shopping. Buy everything. Sweat in it. Return it the next day.
13. Buy a subscription of "Sleeziod Weekly" and send it to your boss's wife.
14. Pay your electric bill in pennies.
15. Drive to work in reverse.
16. Find out what a frog in a blender really looks like.
17. Tell your boss to "blow it out of your mule" and let them figure it out.
18. Sit naked on a shelled hard boiled egg.
19. Polish your car with ear wax.
20. Read the dictionary upside down and look for secret messages.
21. Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it comes back to you.
22. Braid the hairs in each nostril.
23. Write a short story using alphabet soup.
24. Stare at people through the tines of a fork and pretend they're in jail.
25. Make up a language and ask people for directions.
BONUS:
Replace the filling of a Twinkie with ketchup and place it back in the wrapper.

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