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posted 10/10/2008 1:47:46 AM |
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As we get closer to the holidays, those dating site scammers increase drastically trying to prey on the lonely. Well I decided to go with a holiday theme in an interesting chat I had with one of them. Most of you will get it right off, but it was after some time that they finally caught on! All with a wicked sense of humor that despise scammers read on and enjoy! (this person has been removed from this site)


Me:so where are you at now Tiffany?
Them: am at home
Me: where is home at?
Them: am in westafrica with my mom
i came here to meet her cos she is sick
Me: I live at the North Pole most of the year with my uncle
Me: he wants to train me to take over his job
Them: what kind of work you do
Me: he does manufacturing, and worldwide shipping
Them: oh is a big company
Me: yes, quite big
Them: he is a wealthy man?
Me: Yes, he seems to be, no one is sure how much he is worth
Them: is he married
Me: yes
Them: o, so you are not married, and you will be wealthy
if he trains you
Me: yes, if I take over the company
Them: you will need good wife
Them: I would be good wife to you
Me: but I don't know you
Them: you can know me
Them: I can try to come to states if I can get plane tickets
Me: I won't have much time until after Christmas
Me: we send out all the things we make here at The North Pole
on Dec. 24th all over the world
Them: then I come see you after then
Me: we will be traveling through West Africa on the 24th
Me: maybe I could stop and pick you up in our delivery sled?
Them: you cannt drive sleds here
Me: why?
Them: laws against
Me: ??
Them: will not let you, I should come there
Me: do you have a webcam?
Them: not here, left in states
Them: will have in a few week
Them: do you have
Me: yes
Them: can I see you darhling
Me: my uncle will not allow them here, being Santa Claus
he has to keep everything secretive
Them: oh
Me: are you still there Tiffany? lmao

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Comments:
jerzygrl328

Oct 10 @ 8:02AM  
Too funny!

I had one believe me and my 7 "kids" had to join a circus to support ourselves. At the end of two days he was ready to send me money..lol..I finally blocked him because he became attached to one of my imaginary kids, "Doc' (kids names 7 dwarves' names.. ) and wanted to send him toys!!

Most times I report them and delete their email, every once in awhile I get one that's so ridiculous I have to reply...
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