What a great day. Deduct 2 I.Q. points for reading this. posted 10/14/2008 1:01:55 AM | 0 kudos what's this?     report abuse tagged: joke, humor, truth, great, sex

chevymn

Today was a great day for me, let's just start at the begining. There is this wonderful beautiful girl I have been talkin' to on the side and today she wanted to pay me a visit. So, it began. We met up at the local vacant parking lot, then onward to my house we went. Well it started off with some great kissing and making out, and we all know where that leads. Yep! thats right. Sex. Not just that I'm lonely and it's all good sex, not that kinky spank me or rough type, just that good old fashioned stare into my eyes being here with you is all it takes let's not quit makin' out sex. You know??? So after that we refresh ourselves and head toward the local eateries and find a nice place we both agree on. Lunch was great, the server was great, the food was great, speedy with the bill too. Well after some mild conversation we head back to my shack-o-love and try to watch some television. Yep! We all know where this is headed it was different this time it was that dam this feels great , but I know you have to leave sex. You know?? The kind where a touch feels three times it's normal intensity 'cause you know your not gonna be feeling it for awhile. So after some cleansing and holding each other so tight we were breathless, we dicided to head to my mothers house. After looking at the horses and lettin' the kids play on my freind danny's (he is in his forties a fun guy and single ladies) swing set for awhile we decided that we should bring the day to an end. The whole day went by without a single arguement. Not even so much as a disagreement. You know?? I could see me and this girl goin' a long way. Did I mention she is perfectionatly beautiful??? Well after some rib crushing hugs and almost tears sayin our goodbyes I knew the day of fun was over. I hope to have many more days like this with her. Maybe her husband will quit callin' so much next time. He was really startin' to get on my nerves....This blog was inspired by absolutly nothing. You are probably dumber having read it. I would toss out at least two I.Q. points. If you have any complaints please dial 1-800-WF-STILR and someone can assist you.....or possibly already has.

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