Five things my Son has Taught Me this Week posted 10/18/2008 2:30:20 PM | 19 kudos what's this?     report abuse tagged: kids, cows, moon, wood, milk

Sweetheart83446

1. People cut the tails off Rottweilers because they want to collect the tails. He says, “They cut the tails off, drain the blood, and then dip the tails into “stiff water.” After the tails are dry, people hang them on their walls as collectables.”


2. “A kid has to do what a kid has to do.” My son wanted to bring his lunch to school instead of waiting in the “firkin lunch line.” So, I agreed. We bought his lunch supplies and he brought his lunch to school. His lunch box has a top which holds a drink and snacks. The bottom holds a sandwich box. The first day he came home with his lunch box, I took out the sandwich box only to find an untouched sandwich. I asked him why he didn’t eat he sandwich and he said he forgot. Honest enough, the next day I put the sandwich on top and the snacks in the bottom compartment so he wouldn’t forget. That day, the sandwich was again uneaten. When asked why he didn’t eat it this time, his reply, “Mom, sometimes you just gotta let a kid do whata kids gotta go.” He waited in the “frikin lunch line” the rest of the week.


3. We were driving down the road and he says, “Mom, there are four things you need to know about cows, 1. They have four stomachs, 2. They have spiky toungs so the grass will stick to it, 3. They have slapsticks, that’s what their tails are. 4. Their ears are slapsticks too. He also milked his first cow last week.

4. There is such thing as a “slash-slinger-slasher.” When asked what a slash-slinger-slasher is, he answers, “Mom, a slash-slinger-slasher, is a slash-slinger-slasher, when his arm is cut off, it doesn’t grow back, instead, is replaced with a spatula.

5. He gets “pissed off” easily. While on a field trip to the corn maze, One of his classmates wouldent stop talking and throwing corn, so my son threw the other kids pumpkin under the tractor. (He says the teacher told him too. I didn't get a phone call or a note home so it must be true ) When asked why he did this, he said because the boy was "pissing him off." I told him he cant say pissed and he says, “well. I was pissed mom, what do you expect.”


Freebee number six.

It is unacceptable to whip your child with your hand, only slabs of wood are acceptable now.

I had to sign a paper allowing the school to paddle my son when he is bad. It was either that or be served with a court citation. I’m going to Lowes go buy a 2x4 today!. Hell, when he gets to old for a whipping, I can build a tree house or something. Whoo hoo a win-win situation.

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