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Church Hymns GOTTA READ!!!

posted 10/19/2008 9:53:44 AM |
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Seeing that its Sunday Morning

Thought you might like this

Straight from an E-mail


Church Hymns GOTTA READ!!!

Have a Great Day!!!!


About those Church Hymns

A minister decided to do something a little different one Sunday morning.

He said 'Today, in church, I am going to say a single word and you are going to help me preach.

Whatever single word I say, I want you to sing whatever hymn that comes to your mind.'

The pastor shouted out 'CROSS.'

Immediately the congregation started singing in unison,
'THE OLD RUGGED CROSS.'

The pastor hollered out 'GRACE.'

The congregation began to sing 'AMAZING GRACE, how sweet the sound.'
The pastor said 'POWER.'

The congregation sang 'THERE IS POWER IN THE BLOOD.'

The Pastor said 'SEX' The congregation fell into total silence.

Everyone was in shock. They all nervously began to look around at each other afraid to say anything.

Then all of a sudden, way from in the back of the church, a little old 87 year old grandmother stood up and began to sing 'PRECIOUS MEMORIES.'


Gotta Love Little Old Ladies.

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Comments:
UnicornLover1962

Oct 19 @ 10:04AM  
amen to that:)
PrettyGreenEyes578

Oct 19 @ 10:04AM  
Precious memories

I love it - thanks for a Sunday morning smile.

leprichaun_magic

Oct 19 @ 10:38AM  
.. funny ..smiles ,,ty:) He wasnt a Shy ..vicar then ?:)!
Tiramisu4u

Oct 19 @ 12:19PM  
.....made me giggle....
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