An open Letter from Bill Gates posted 10/21/2008 12:42:55 AM | 0 kudos what's this?     report abuse

thenewguy295

You horrid horrid people.
For some dozen years now you've received the email: Microsoft is testing new tracking software, if you forward this message to everyone you know Bill Gates will spring a few bucks to help some starving kids or someone dying of some dreadful desease.
But did you? Hell no!
Because of your cruel indifference I've had to stand by and watch thousands of people die. I had the money to help, I even wrote the check I only had to sign it but the rules said you had to forward the email and you didn't. Do you know how bad that makes me feel?
I mean imagine visiting a dying kid in the hospital, you tell them sure you'll pay for the surgery to save their life but all the time you know that they'll probably die before enough people forward the damn email.

Well no more. I am changing the rules.

Right now in the dungeon of my Washington state home reside 500 children, ten for each state. All you have to do to effect their release is to vote for Barack Obama on November 4th. For each state that goes democrat ten children will be released back into the custody of a loving home, for the remainder, well their blood will be on your hands. Don't think I won't do it either, right now they are being tortured so maybe you'll want to get that absentee ballot and vote early.

You know what to do. Forward this to everybody you know...or else.

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