How to Kill the English Language in One Easy Lesson posted 10/21/2008 5:30:53 AM | 2 kudos what's this?     report abuse tagged: spam, dates, stupid

Gary51hwd

I received a touching love letter today from a girl in Des Moines Iowa. It read as follows.
"I write to you because I liked your structure.
And when I have considered its that I have thought, and suddenly we which search for those each other. Also has decided to try. And certainly I shall be very glad to receive from you the answer. I wait for yours and only your letter. Write to me on mine e mail scarletloverose at yah00 dot c0m"
Wow! I've dropped a scrabble board on the floor and came up with better sentences than those.
My "Alphabets" cereal made more sense than this did, and all they said was "Oooooo". Come to think of it, those were "Cheerios".....
Could it be that maybe you aren't really from Iowa?
Could you be using a Russian/English dictionary to pitch woo to me?
Could that pretty picture actually be from a sweaty pig guy somewhere in Minsk?
Or do they drink so heavily in Des Moines that those statements make perfect sense?
Are you related to the President?
That could explain a lot......
Here's my reply...in your style..of course.

I am your response the waiting without my breathing. Your amazing structure will I coupling with and you body reposing in the airport dumpster will go away with. Gifting to myself ten billion rubles to make the easy accomodations from glorious Motherland. Lucky if you are happenstance that to end gracefully on a Singapore ship to domicile of whores as a baggage of the third class. Bringing the Love and the KY bottle of big size as your soul to follow as we make many children who fall from the posterior in our happiness. Love Gary

Boy! This could really be it! True Love at last!
I can't wait for the answer...........................

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