While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, whose hand was caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually, the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our president.
The old rancher said, ‘Well, ya know, Obama is a ‘Post Turtle’.
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a ‘post turtle’ was.
The old rancher said, ‘When your driving down a country road, and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that’s a ‘post turtle’.
The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor’s face, so he continued to explain, ‘You know he didn’t get up there by himself, he doesn’t belong up there, and he doesn’t know what to do while he’s up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumbass put him up there to begin with’.
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SallyF
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Oct 21 @ 4:04PM
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The first time I heard that joke, it was about 'W'. It really fit.....the whole 'dumb as a post' thing is so GW. Since then I've heard it with McCain or Obama, and it just doesn't have the same ring to it. They are both intelligent and capable men.
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jamminjerry
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Oct 21 @ 4:39PM
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oh my gosh! that is so GW!!! but to be honest, "oh my gosh, that is so prez" we be jammin 
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kywonder
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Oct 21 @ 5:06PM
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Well Ken, since I have never heard it, I thought it was pretty darn funny. And it fits Obama like it was his skin. That was too funny. Still laughing at that one. Makes me wonder how he ever.................................never mind, don't want to start an argument in blog land.
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ragtopcookie
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Oct 21 @ 5:58PM
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First time for me hearing it...and ya...it was damn funny.......cookie
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stickshiftsally
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Oct 21 @ 6:55PM
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You had me in stitches.
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imlost2
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Oct 22 @ 9:19AM
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 I needed a laff today, great. tc Lost
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misschief
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Oct 22 @ 10:40AM
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