.HOW TO COME HOME DRUNK…………
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Coming home drunk is nothing to brag about in my book
But it is a fact of everyday life, in much of the world.
The following is a humorous story and not meant to be an
Insult to anyone but put the shoe on if it fits..
HOW TO COME HOME DRUNK…………
Mike wakes up at home with a huge hangover.
He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees are a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the bedside table.
He sits up in bed and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and ironed.
He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless.
He takes the aspirins and sees a note on the table which says "Breakfast is on the stove, dear. I left early to go shopping. Love you!"
He goes to the kitchen and sure enough, there's a hot breakfast waiting for him, and also the morning newspaper.
His son is sitting at the table, eating.
Really curious by now, Mike asks, "Son, what happened last night?" His son says,
"Well, Mom said you came home after 3 a.m, you stumbled in the door, threw up in the hallway, and passed out half-way up the stairs.
Confused, Mike asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your trousers off, you yelled "Leave me alone woman, I'm a married man"
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