After my "real men" blog, I suppose I have to write the "real women" blog now....
So hang on sisters, here we go.... 
Artificial is the name, artificial is the game...  
Those who think they are real women often drown in all their artificial-ity:
false hair color, false hair, false eye color, false lashes and brows,
false fingernails, false lips, false boops, belly-tug, face-lift....
Whatever can be false... it is... 
They're ever so hot, but oooohoooo.... the headaches
But the worst is when the character follows suit, and love rhymes with $$-signs.
These women will go through any trouble, as long as the gain shines ahead...
Those who are the false-real women promise and promise, but artificial can't ring right...
They will tell on their men behind their back,
They'll give them hell on the phone and throw a "I love you" in like an after-thought... but without thinking
They don't mind flirting when he's not around (heck, he does it too, or does he?  )
And their best achievement is to train hubby for chores.
They get scared of a spider,  and have never heard of a car jack, 
They bring the beer to the couch alright, but get back at him later...
Nothing is their fault: they blame their husbands, boyfriends, family, co-workers, bosses, and when they run out of people to blame for their own short-comings, they blame God...
They do not know what means "responsibility".
Thank goodness there are some real "real women".
They don't need to play for having fun.... life is an exciting enough ride 
They don't need a man to pay for their stuff, they can get what they want themselves (well.... they DO accept gifts, though...  )
They don't need to show off a false facade, since they shine from the inside
They don't have headaches.... ever.... 
They don't need help.... they help themselves
They squash spiders with their bare hands and if they don't know how to fix stuff, they learn...
They don't bring the beer to their husband when he's watching football, because they are out there doing things
They don't blame anybody for their shortcomings, because they can stand up for themselves
They don't need to lean, but they do glance over their shoulder once in a while, reassuring themselves that "real man" is still there covering their back while they are fighting off the artificial world....
 
(Disclaimer.... I'm sure I forgot a bunch of things, but I'm also sure you'll remind me... )
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ragtopcookie
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Oct 21 @ 8:33PM
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I really liked the part about breast implants......works for me.......cookie
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travelwoman
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Oct 21 @ 8:52PM
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cookie....
it's a package deal..... you get all or nothing....  
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ohtayicu
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Oct 21 @ 9:14PM
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ahhhhhhhhhhh, their is a silver lining in every cloud...
not having much, means i won't be a "good catch" for the fakes.
and nooooooooooooooo,,, or not...
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TheClockmaker
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Oct 21 @ 9:48PM
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Seems, if my memory isn't playing jokes on me, that I crossed paths with one or two of those in my time. Actually, seems there are more of those these days than those real ones you mention. Sign of the times?  Everyone has a game of some kind today...too bad isn't it!?
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butterfly943
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Oct 21 @ 9:51PM
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Nicely put 
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goatman
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Oct 21 @ 10:40PM
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I get turned off when I see the "preferred" income on some of the women's profile, she wants him to make at least $35,000, or $50,000 a year..... I know what she's after....................
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travelwoman
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Oct 21 @ 11:22PM
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Hey guys.... I hear you complaining, but...
.... SOMEbody has to pay for the silicon, and the tugs and lifts......
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TroutFishing
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Oct 21 @ 11:23PM
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Well done. (Comments censored)
 
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goodcatch57
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Oct 21 @ 11:33PM
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I want me one of them there REAL women.
Besides...false boops are over rated. 
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chevymn
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Oct 22 @ 1:41AM
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As long as she says she loves me, she can give me all the hell she wants.....Wait that sounds like my ex.
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skylar4
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Oct 22 @ 5:49AM
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Now they realise that women DO see both sides of the picture. There are real & fake in both genders. We are out there, just like themselves weeding our way to the "real"  slow, easy & patient
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imlost2
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Oct 22 @ 9:32AM
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Haha great you are fair and balanced. Some of your things on that list are so funny. Maybe true which even makes them funnier. tc Lost
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jamminjerry
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Oct 22 @ 9:56AM
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 as skylar has spoken, perhaps the only road to happiness is the slow and easy and patient road.  i have found much less pain on this road. we be jammin
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travelwoman
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Oct 22 @ 10:40AM
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skylar4 and jammin'...
thank you for mentioning it....
imlost2...
The truth is funny for those who are not scared of it...
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