My attempt at comedy. That and I'm bored. posted 10/25/2008 4:11:13 AM | 0 kudos what's this?     report abuse tagged: joke, date

chevymn

If life gives you lemons make lemonade. Then pee in it and give it to your boss..... Falling in love never hurt anyone, but the sudden stop at the end has..... Something funny about the profile I just read it said "caring man, loves children(one account overturned on appeal)" what was that all about... if all that penis enlargement cream really worked, wouldn't your hands get bigger???? A guy I worked with came in one day and was tellin' how his sis-in-law had just got a boob job. After his in-law left the house his wife made the comment " she showed 'em to me in the bed room. I hate to say this about my sister, but she had really pretty boons". Division of the sexes right there. I bet you will never hear a guy tell his wife "well Dale got back from that penis enlargment..... I hate to say this about my brother, but he had a really beautiful c@ck....". Maybe it's a good thing the sexes are seperate in some things... Come on the last one was all original... heard the other ones somewhere?? I was out on a date and I ran into a guy from work he told his wife "why theres little Dickie(thats the name I go by. Like there's not enough dicks in the world huh!??)". My girlfreind askes me why he called me little Dickie. I said " thats because they've all seen me in the shower". O.K I'll go to bed and leave blog land alone.... Tonights blog was brought to you by the letter " U " Not that anyone likes u, not that anyone cares for u. But without u the world wouldn't be the same. Life's a garden. Dig it! She got the powwa. and boo yah she got the fever for the flavor of it eewww yeah! ..Right about now...funk show brotha..... .... Oh! did I mention that I have a date today with the most beautiful woman I have ever met??? Sweet, smart, just the right amount of brains to make her southern accent seem out of place. Man! How did I get so lucky??? Oh! thats right. She's heavily medicated.

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Blogs by chevymn: The Devil's music. Gotta love it. ????Be a man???? Old car smell ....Discount sale...... Sorry baby.. I lied. Again My attempt at comedy. That and I'm bored. Boring. Not my usuall stuff. Random thoughts of a mad man talkin' to himself ....Beneath the stains of time.........................and some babble... SAy wHat??? Weekend driving and love