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~~~~~Benefits of Sex~~~~~
posted 10/26/2008 7:42:55 PM |
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kywonder
This is hilarious! I didn't change a word! Someone sent this to me. Enjoy!!
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.
4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
7 ... Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
I did not know that sex had that many benefits.
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fromscratch
Oct 26 @ 7:48PM
Always enjoy your blogs...
IB4U
Oct 26 @ 7:56PM
Hummmmm, I just ran out of my antihistamine....Hummmmm just thinking
10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
suthrn_belle
Oct 26 @ 8:11PM
5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. {Quote}
Guess that's why I have been feeling down lately..
butterfly943
Oct 26 @ 8:19PM
Hummmmm, I just ran out of my antihistamine....Hummmmm just thinking
I know he didnt just say that
That was cute
KnittinKitten
Oct 26 @ 8:33PM
Yup, I knew ALL ABOUT IT....Hey, at MY age it's not always easy to stay healthy...now I gotta worry about THIS.?
I may have to copy and paste it to someone one of these days...Do I have your permission?
KK
MrPaul
Oct 26 @ 8:53PM
Is this where I sign up
. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers
I need safe...............sex
summerbreeze916
Oct 26 @ 10:19PM
Geez............my nose is
all
stuffed up! I can't even sniffle for da dribble.........
albertafire
Oct 26 @ 10:36PM
burn 130 caloeies a 1/2 hour,,
bring on the cure all....
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