How to change while driving! posted 10/30/2008 6:03:18 PM | 0 kudos what's this?     report abuse

muzishun

(disclaimer)
This blog is for enterainment purposes only!
Do not attempt this in your car!

The goal is to keep your eyes on the road, a hand on the wheel,
and a foot free in case you have to use the pedals. Also, make
sure no one can see you!
First kick off your shoes one at a time. Then, set your cruise
and pull off the left leg of your jeans and put your left foot
on the floor where it can reach the brake pedal. Pull off the
rest of the jeans. Repeat in reverse to put on the new pair.
Put the new shoes on one at a time, keeping a foot at the ready
for the pedals. Sorry, you can't lace them unless you can do it
with one hand!
If you're wearing a button down shirt that should be a breeze.
If it's a pull-over pull it over your head very slowly,looking
through the neck opening so you can see the road. As it clears
your head pull it off quickly so you're blinded only for a split-
second. Repeat in reverse for the new shirt.
Now that you're dressed you can shave, accessorize, put on make-up
or whatever else you need.
(alternative) Take an extra five minutes to stop and find a room to
change while your car stays safely parked!

Later....

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