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Fart Football !!!!

posted 10/31/2008 1:55:32 AM |
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  albertafire

An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows,

when the old man passes gas and says, 'Seven Points.'

His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?'


The old man replied, 'It's fart football.'

A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, 'Touchdown, tie score.'

After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, 'Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7.'

Not to be outdone the wife rips another one and says, 'Touchdown, tie score.'

Five seconds go by and she lets out a squeaker and says, 'Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.'


Now the pressure was on the old man.

He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard

Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got.

And accidently shits the bed.

The wife says, 'What the hell was that?'

The old man says, 'Half time, switch sides.'


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Comments:
ragtopcookie

Oct 31 @ 1:59AM  
Hehehehheee.......that was a good one.......cookie
kywonder

Oct 31 @ 2:10AM  
That was so funny, but I think he should be made to lay in it. I guess that is what you get when you try to outsmart us women. You are only going to crap on your own self.
marshfieldmale

Oct 31 @ 2:11AM  
I've seen this one a few times....and every time I laugh my butt off.
lostinmesaaz

Oct 31 @ 2:31AM  
That was so funny. Thank you for the laugh tonight.
UnicornLover1962

Oct 31 @ 3:18AM  
ewwwwwwww.....

i'd call that roughing of the other side....
A_TRAMP

Oct 31 @ 5:08AM  
o so funny
invisible1

Oct 31 @ 6:26AM  
talk about a penalty 'marker'!!!
at least the old man couldn't get called for 'holding'!
good joke
IB4U

Oct 31 @ 6:56AM  


Not touching that
butterfly943

Oct 31 @ 10:53AM  
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
mystery2u888

Jan 2 @ 8:31AM  
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