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posted 11/1/2008 3:14:31 PM |
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  albertafire

Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party.

After several drinks, one
of the men had to use the
rest room.

Those who remained talked about their kids.

The first guy said, 'My
son is my pride and joy.
He started working at a
successful company at the
bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and Business Administration and
soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now he's the president of the
company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line
Mercedes for his birthday.'

The second guy said, 'Darn,that's terrific! My son is also my pride and joy.
He started working for a big airline, then went to flight school to become a
pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he owns the
majority of its assets. He's so rich that he gave his best friend a brand
new jet for his birthday.'

The third man said: 'Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the best
universities and became an engineer.
Then he started his own construction company and is now a multimillionaire.
He also gave away something very nice and expensive to his best friend for
his birthday: A 30,000 square foot mansion.'

The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned from
the restroom and asked:
'What are all the congratulations for?'

One of the three said: 'We were talking about the pride we feel for the
successes of our sons. What about your son?'

The fourth man replied: 'My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a
stripper at a nightclub.'

The three friends said: 'What a shame...
what a disappointment.'

The fourth man replied:
'No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love him. And he hasn't done too bad
either. His birthday was two weeks ago, and he received a beautiful 30,000
square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his
three boyfriends.'







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Comments:
IB4U

Nov 1 @ 3:24PM  


LOL LMAO, You have some good ones.....Thank you for posting
albertafire

Nov 1 @ 3:30PM  
i get some good ones
Peabianjay

Nov 1 @ 3:34PM  
RedHotCajunSpice

Nov 2 @ 2:01PM  
Just can't stop laughing! Thanks for sharing!
mystery2u888

Jan 2 @ 8:31AM  
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