Cougz spills the beans........on herself posted 11/2/2008 2:21:16 PM | 3 kudos what's this?     report abuse

poeticcougar

No no no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am NOT talking chili. This is NOT about kidney beans,lima beans, pork and beans but wait!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS song IS about Pork and Beans

Here are some little tidbits about the Cougz that you may not know (or may not have wanted to know lol):

1. I asked for a baby for Christmas when I was 4. So my parents tried and on December 2, 1975 my sister Melodie was born. Aparently I cried my eyes out on Christmas Day because there was no baby.

2. When I was 6, my dream job was to be the ticket collector at the Rockton World Fair. They had THE BEST hot apple cider in the world. We went there from my birth until I was 9 years old. It was always held in fall when the leaves changed colours. IT was my favorite place as a kid.

3. In grade 9 a really CUTE guy in camo asked me to join the Army Cadets. So I did. I stuck it out for a year. I would go to range practice and EVERY TIME I would miss the target. Then the guys cheated in strip poker . To top it off I got frost bite at an overnight outdoor sleepout and my feet to this day are NEVER warm. It took my dad to convince me to quit.

4. Before I found out I was pregnant I found out my boyfriend was cheating on me with 4 other girls so I dumped his ass.

5. When I was 13 we lived on an acreage and had 28 cats and one dog. Jigsaw was THE best dog we ever had. He was a Border Collie.

6. My fave sandwhiches are toasted peanut butter and banana.

7. I am a "neat freak" and am constantly rearranging furniture, shampooing carpets, and washing walls. Nothing beats a clean house

8. I smoke Accord regular cigarettes and my favorite alcholic beverages are Vodka Paralyzers and Molson Canadian Beer but my absolute beverage of choice is COFFEE

9. I haven't had sex in over a year (yes I know I was engaged...you ask HIM why I went without) nor have I been kissed since February

10. I think Christian Slater has THE sexiest voice on the planet but Batista has the BEST arms.

11. I am a blog addict and garage sale junkie.

ok I don't wanna talk anymore.......anything else, just ask.

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