Breaking News! Chicken Little and Dead Horse Wed! posted 11/2/2008 3:08:09 PM | 3 kudos what's this?     report abuse tagged: humor, weddings

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It has been announced that Chicken Little, offspring of Cock Adoodle Doo and Henny Penny, married Dead Horse, (parentage uncertain, groom not speaking), Friday evening in a private ceremony. The newlyweds were linked in marriage at an unannounced, secretive ceremony in a pasture in an unnamed location. Guests were primarily family and a selection of trusted friends.

The relationship had been rumored for a long time. Though there had been no success in filming the two together, they seemed to be in close proximity quite often, appearing in the same geographical locations within moments of each other…just never at the same time. This of course led to a firestorm of conjecture, accusations, and predictions in the blogosphere. To quiet the detritus of the blogosphere, Chicken Little’s parents decided to get in front of the news stories and release the wedding ceremony announcement. They have not yet determined the media outlet to whom they will sell the exclusive pictures of the ceremony.

Of noticeable presence at the secret ceremony, was the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, and someone calling themselves, AntiChrist. Chicken Little’s parents were uncertain how either party knew of the wedding nor who invited them. Again, Dead Horse had no comment.

For some, the relationship seems to link the strengths of both partners who bring with them large followings. Some commentators aren’t sure if the newlywed’s fans are actually different fans or basically the same folks.

Chicken Little led guests in a rousing game of ‘Sky is Falling!’ providing guests each with an opportunity to provide the object of fear they felt they most must avoid, followed by the group’s chorus of ‘The sky is falling! The sky is falling!’

Then, Chicken Little’s parents handed-out a long solid sticks to guests and invited them to play ‘Beat the Dead Horse’ game. The guests were exhorted to take the fears they used in the ‘Sky is Falling!’ game and shout them as conditionals at Dead Horse, striking Dead Horse repeatedly while shouting over and over. “If you vote for a Muslim terrorist for president, it is the end of our Nation as we know it! Arrrrggh!”

Guests really enjoyed themselves. Chicken Little shared with this reporter, “We have such a great group of folks supporting us! We had a delightful day with them!”

Dead Horse was left…speechless.

This reporter has filed a lawsuit seeking access to the wedding pictures, Dead Horse’s birth certificate to learn more of Dead Horses true lineage, and the wedding license. Something smells fetid about Dead Horse’s lack of verifiable story, and the whole wedding seems like a media event to increase attention to the both of them. It’s legal standing is quite questionable.

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