The prelim over the past few months leading up to today has had me sitting back, watching, wondering and shaking my head. Regardless of what the tallies say at the end of the day there are going to be some very unhappy people out there. As some do not take losing or rejection well those of us on the Board of Insanity have come to the conclusion that now is the time to re-open maggie's whacko club  . One can become a member by nominating themselves or having another do so on their behalf. The perks are many and not found anywhere else in the world other than here in MD Blogland....
- lifetime membership in a very exclusive club
- club jacket made out of sturdy, non-tearable canvas complete with buckles up the back and closed in arms to keep one's hands warm. leg straps that cinch up tight keep this designer jacket from slipping out of position
- meds are offered 4 times a day....they are not optional....to maintain a mediocre level of insanity
- meals are provided and staff will assist you with eating if needed
- private rooms available as needed....these rooms are safe and secure with only a mattress and blanket made from the same sturdy material as the jackets.
Don't miss this opportunity to become a charter member of maggie's whacko club - grab your friends, e-mail your lists of whackos and sign up now....
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Tiramisu4u
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Nov 4 @ 10:17AM
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Good Lord, put me at the head of the list! I want first pick of my room...and please have the padding on the walls in a nice quilted pattern...I am spoiled, ya know!
   
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poeticcougar
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Nov 4 @ 10:43AM
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heck with me.....can ya throw my son in a private room and throw away the key? 
or wait, maybe "I" should take that room....a nice break away from the world would be nice.
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SallyF
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Nov 4 @ 11:05AM
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I'm still waiting for my club jacket from the last resurrection of the club 
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gunn12fan
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Nov 4 @ 1:17PM
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Can I be a member of the club please? cause i'm starting to lose it
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Tunes4u
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Nov 4 @ 1:20PM
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I am gonna needing have to someone pulease nomennate my own sorry self
(slurp) ( slober slober) for to have roum in yer club for me?
Some say done help for the time of mine is getting dim.
If you could put mine up for a good nomenation for to help me get help for my....wait!.......shush!......there&^$^%#6546%$654.......2323987129083719834773465632676_(**%$%&)(*&)(*^^$%#%$#@#%^$#$%&^(_)()(**^(*&*&(^&$764764^&%$^$#56$#^%#65436%$764&*^457865*758&%8756(*070.......damn! almost got em............damn flies,......... 
Where am I ? 
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missliss78
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Nov 4 @ 1:33PM
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<-----------Lifetime member in good standing.
BTW....thanks for the stretch, tunes!
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silksox
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Nov 4 @ 3:39PM
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Are you taking reservations..Maggie?
A room with a view?
OH YEAH ...count me in!
Sox
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Borty
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Nov 4 @ 5:06PM
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Do Dribble Catchers come with the jacket Maggie? 
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WSOR
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Nov 4 @ 7:41PM
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I have dibs on the room with the balcony.
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fenderchick
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Nov 4 @ 8:15PM
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I need a new jacket please...My last one got stained
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UnicornLover1962
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Nov 5 @ 12:06AM
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since i'm a lifetime member, may i request a emerald and sapphire encrusted jacket? nothing ostentatious, just a few baubles here and there.
also, i'd like to request a sugar free ice cream dispenser in the dining hall. as a diabetic, all that sugary stuff can make me even nuttier. (if that is even possible)
huggles and wuv
mel
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grumblebear
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Nov 6 @ 12:23AM
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the only problem with those jackets is when you hav an itch and you can't reach it...
I remember seeing Cheech, (of Cheech and Chong), in a movie wearing one of those jackets, complaining that his balls itched....
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Peabianjay
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Nov 12 @ 1:30AM
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I nominate myself and my invisible friend Bob!
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