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Kids Say the Darndest Things

posted 11/5/2008 11:48:07 PM |
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  stickshiftsally

Having taught young children for nearly 25 years, it never ceases to amaze me the information they can spew out at the drop of a hat. I'm not talking about information they have learned at school, but information they have about their parents. I have had children blurt out to the police officer doing his anti-drug speech "My daddy smokes those funny kinds of cigarettes!". (This has happened more than once!) Once when my class was visiting the police station, the officer explained what the "Wanted" posters were. As he held one up, one of my students called out, "Hey, that's my daddy!" Oops! My son had his first experience with this phenomenon today when he chaperoned his son's kindergarten class on a trip to the (Yep, you guessed it!) Police Station. The officer was showing them all of the equipment he wears on his belt. When he showed them the handcuffs, one little girl piped up, "I know what that is. My mama keeps some in the drawer by her bed!" The officer ended his demonstration.

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Comments:
kywonder

Nov 6 @ 12:08AM  
You just have to laugh. Kids do say the funniest things.
summerbreeze916

Nov 6 @ 12:14AM  
This is so cute. Yes.......out of the mouths of babes.
Tiramisu4u

Nov 6 @ 10:27AM  
Ditto what ^^^ said!

And that baby is TOOOO cute!!!
missliss78

Nov 6 @ 11:20AM  

sloriver

Nov 6 @ 11:58AM  
My all time favorite was on the old Art Linkletter show, "Kids Say the Darndest Things". Art asked a little girl what her daddy did for a living. She answered he was in Korea with the army. Art then asked if she got to sleep with her mother then. The little girl answered, "No, Uncle Ted sleeps with Mommy........anyway, he's not really my Uncle". The segment never aired, of course but showed up in an out takes show years later.
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