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posted 11/9/2008 4:51:37 AM |
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  albertafire

ok, a Sunday morning laugh,
just to lighten the mood in here.


Pfizer Corporation announced today that
Viagra will soon be available in liquid form,
and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as
a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.
It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.

Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink,
and it gives new meaning to the names of
'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'.
Pepsi will market the new concoction
by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day:
There is more money being spent on breast implants
and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research.
This means that by 2040,
there should be a large elderly population with
perky boobs and huge erections and
absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

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Comments:
kywonder

Nov 9 @ 6:15AM  
Brought a smile to my face. Thanks!
UnicornLover1962

Nov 9 @ 6:18AM  
i wanted to make a smart aleck comment, but i can't quit laughing.


thanks for the morning guffaw!



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mel
invisible1

Nov 9 @ 9:05AM  
Will this also mark the end of 'cocktail wienies'??
callmemax

Nov 21 @ 10:19PM  

both will be useful. us old farts won't be rolling off the bed.
lazareth

Nov 21 @ 10:50PM  
I'm trying not to bust out loud laughing as hubby is sleeping, but DAYAM I have tears rolling down my face.....
mystery2u888

Jan 2 @ 8:20AM  
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