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This could only happen with a little Italian kid..
'Bless me Father, for I have sinned.
I have been with a loose girl'.
The priest asks,
'Is that you, little Joey Pagano?'
'Yes, Father, it is.'
'And who was the girl you were with?'
'I can't tell you, Father,
I don't want to ruin her reputation'
Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name
sooner or later so you may as well tell me now.
Was it Tina Minetti?'
'I cannot say.'
'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?'
'I'll never tell.'
'Was it Nina Capelli?'
'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'
'Was it Cathy Piriano?'
'My 2 lips are sealed.'
'Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?'
'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'
The priest sighs in frustration.
'You're very tight lipped, Joey Pagano, and I admire that.
But you've sinned and have to atone.
You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months.
Now you go and behave yourself.'
Joey walks back to his pew,
and his friend Franco slides over and whispers,
'What'd you get?'
'Four months vacation and five good leads.'
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leprichaun_magic
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Nov 9 @ 6:35PM
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lol . I,ve heard that before . its funny :) 
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scorpiogirl36
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Nov 9 @ 6:42PM
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 that was so funny! Thank you!
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1frantastic
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Nov 9 @ 6:53PM
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will a priest give me leads like that????   
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IB4U
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Nov 9 @ 7:14PM
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Alberta, my lips are sealed,I won't tell if you don't    
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malexand
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Nov 9 @ 7:53PM
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That's great.
I was an altar boy once, until I passed out. Those outfits were hotter than hell, um I mean, yeh hell. I could've used those leads though. 
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teacuppoms
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Nov 9 @ 8:00PM
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i loved it ill pass it to my friends
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callmemax
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Nov 21 @ 10:18PM
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psssssssst, pssssssssst,,, the name of the priest?  i gotta go to confession,
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