Another good dirty ethnic joke posted 11/10/2008 11:33:17 AM | 0 kudos what's this?     report abuse

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The Japanese American was a long time customer at the Greek Restaurant because he had discovered that they made especially tasty fried rice. Each evening he'd come in he would order "flied lice".

This always caused the Greek restaurant owner to nearly roll on the floor with laughter. Sometimes he'd have two or three friends stand nearby just to hear the Japanese customer order his "flied lice".

Eventually, the customer's pride was so hurt that he took a special diction lesson just to be able to say "fried rice" correctly.

The next time he went to the restaurant, he said very plainly "Fried rice, please."

Unable to believe his ears, the Greek restaurant owner said, "Sir, would you repeat that?"

The Japanese American replied: "You heard what I said, you fluckin Gleek!"

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