You don't Say! posted 11/11/2008 7:30:24 PM | 3 kudos what's this?     report abuse tagged: humor

scorpiogirl36

I was just thinking about the things we say that can make or destroy relationships.

For instance if you tell me you haven’t been between the sheet’s with anyone in months, lets make sure you mean at least not the month we're in.

If you’ve got kids, make sure you mention all the kids from "all" your wives not just the last one married to.

If you’re employed, make sure your not the guy taking the senior citizens job away as a Walmart Greeter…that’s just not right…they need to work too.

If you drive a vehicle make sure it doesn't leave a trail of oil in my driveway..it so brings down the neighborhood.

Oh yeah, another thing….I understand dental work can be costly, but you’d look so much healthier when you smile if you had those two gaps where your two front teeth use to be taken care of. Just my thoughts here.

And last but not least…can you please trim those nose hairs out of your beard! PLEEEEEEEEASE?

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