~~~Let's Pretend We Are Married~~~ posted 11/17/2008 7:23:02 PM | 1 kudo what's this?     report abuse tagged: joke, train, married

kywonder

A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans continental train.

Though embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:am the man leaned down and woke the woman saying,

"Ma'am I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a blanket? I'm awfully cold!"

"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, lets pretend that we are married."

"Wow !! that's a good idea," he said. "

"Good she replied! Get your own flipping blanket!

After a moment of silence, ...... HE FARTED

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