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The Master and His Pot

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  Exsecratus_Sicarius

A baby asked God, "They tell me you are sending me to earth tomorrow, but how am I going to live there being so small and helpless?"

God said, 'Many have gone before you, and many still will go after you. Though I will not deceit you, do not assume I am not in knowledge of all your misery.'

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The child further inquired, "But tell me, here in heaven I don't have to do anything but sing and smile to be happy."

God said, 'Here in heaven you must still submit to me or else I'll cast you to the fiery pit I had created for those who disobey.'

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Again the child asked, "And how am I going to be able to understand when people talk to me if I don't know the language?"

God said, 'Your innate language will be easy as it is hell-speak (since you will be born into sin -- all of mankind knows this tongue), but I encourage you to seek an alternative language should you wish to be with me.'

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"And what am I going to do when I want to talk to you?"

God said, 'You will fear me if you want me to hear you.'

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"Who will protect me?"

God said, 'I will -- if I so choose.'

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"But I will always be sad because I will not see you anymore."

God said, 'I created everything: the heavens, the earth and hell-fire, so therefore I am all around you, my son. You will witness the wonders of me through life's gracious pleasures and earth's most treacherous wickedness. I am the Alpha and the Omega -- by my grace all things are made possible.

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At that moment there was much peace in Heaven, but voices from Earth could be heard and the child hurriedly asked, "God, if I am to leave now, please tell me my angel's name."


God said, 'Your earthly angel has many names my son, but heed my warning:

you will be tempted;

you will be tested;

you will gloat;

and you will fail.

You will seek to define your purpose on earth and once you do this, the earthly angel will have the best of you, and you will fall into eternal hell-fire. Therefore, you will devise a way to overcome the trials and tribulations I will set upon you, and should you succeed, you'd be one step closer to the kingdom of heaven. So no matter how difficult or impossible your life on earth may be, never, and I do emphasize [never] quarrel with The Pot Maker.'

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Comments:
bardnsage

Nov 19 @ 11:39PM  
And Allah told the baby,

We you reach the age of manhood, you must prove your love and devotion to me by running into that store with this gernade.
Exsecratus_Sicarius

Nov 19 @ 11:55PM  
bardnsage,

I'm glad to see a fellow MDer who has taken the time to study the Islamic Hadiths, but this blog is about the christian god and his creations.

But a kudo I give to you, mister, for a well-made comment.

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