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You're An EXTREME Redneck When.....

posted 11/21/2008 8:56:26 PM |

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You're An EXTREME Redneck When.....

This is posted only for the pure intent
Of an attempt at humor….Not meant to
Degrade any one…..Any Facts names or
Statements are not in reference to any
One person. Please beware of the content
Before reading……

1. You Let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. ?

2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it. ?

3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

4. You think a woman who is out of your league bowls on a different night. ?

5. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.

6. Someone in your family died right after saying, 'Hey, guys, watch this.'

7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.

9. Your junior prom offered day care.

10. You think the last words of the Star-Spangled Banner are 'Gentlemen, start your ?engines. '

11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels. ?

12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.

13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge. ?

14.. One of your kids was born on a pool table.

15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos. ?

16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it. ?

17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.??

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lazareth	Nov 21 @ 9:03PM
	11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels. ? mamma always told me all them beans I ate would come back to haunt me ( hey... at least the wheels are still there )

hpylady	Nov 21 @ 9:03PM
	too cute

wvbluebaby	Nov 21 @ 9:08PM


summerbreeze916	Nov 21 @ 9:26PM
	IB4U: Oh..........dang!!! I wanted to be a full blooded redneck! If I ever get married again, I'll make sure he has no teeth.......

QtrAcreGalSeeking	Nov 21 @ 9:29PM
	Allow me to add one (having had enough of them TRY to impress me ): Your pride and joy sits up on cinder blocks, tires off, in your front yard...... AND YOU LIVE IN IT.

Etowah	Nov 21 @ 9:32PM
	How did you'uns learn all them thar thangs about me? You must be right echukated folks!

malexand	Nov 21 @ 9:37PM
	And the best from Jeff Foxworthy You're at a dance when someone yell Hoe Down and your girlfriend hits the floor.

loreal	Nov 21 @ 10:03PM


IamTrinity	Nov 21 @ 10:09PM
	10. You think the last words of the Star-Spangled Banner are 'Gentlemen, start your ?engines. ' IB4U..... Now who's the redneck. That IS the last words of the Star Spangled Banner.

bardnsage	Nov 21 @ 10:33PM
	14.. One of your kids was born on a pool table. Does conceived count?

Peabianjay	Nov 21 @ 11:09PM
	14.. One of your kids was born on a pool table. Does conceived count? Well ya gotta do somethin' well she's acting out....and the midwife is her sister...

butterfly943	Nov 21 @ 11:33PM
	3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

imlost2	Nov 22 @ 1:09PM
	Three major Holidays are Christmas, Easter, and the Daytona 500

leprichaun_magic	Nov 22 @ 1:13PM


albertafire	Nov 24 @ 2:43PM
	thanks for the good laugh,, i needed that..

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